1:Teacher: Peter, why r u
late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed
that I was playing football &
the game went into extra time.
2:A police recruit was asked during exam,
"What would u do if u had to
arrest ur own mother?"
He said, "Call for backup."
3:Advice
Always listen to ur hubby,
He gives sound advice:
99% Sound & 1% Advice....
4:Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
5:HUMAN BRAIN IS THE MOST OUTSTANDING THING.
IT WORKS 24 HOURS A DAY AND
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND IT ONLY
STOPS WHEN WE ENTER THE EXAM HALL
6: A lady delivered twins.
Suprisingly one is a boy and
another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....
wherever u go out network follows
7:Lady : So, you want to
become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't
see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
8: Husband 1:
Why do u take your wife
only to night clubs?
Husband 2:
Buddy by the time she gets ready
no other place is open!
9: What do I do when I see someone
extremely Gorgeous, Attractive,
Terrific, Cute, Fabulous....
I Stare, I smile, And, when I
get tired..... I put down
the mirror !
10:What is the similarity between
CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART?
Both have space for 1 more clown...
11:New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless
nights in ur love, & I don't
want my son to do the same
4 your daughter, So lets
make them brother & sister.
12:To live a life, one needs brains,
reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of expression &
many more mental qualities.
Hats off 2 u coz u manage
2 live without them!!
13:Santa (reading from book of facts)
"Do you know that every time
I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"
14:Q: Why doesn't the India law permit
a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be
punished twice for the same offence!
15:When do you congratulate
someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
16:A Mother makes her son
Intelligent in 20 years,
but a Girl can makes
him Stupid in 2 minutes.
17: Why do men like smart women?
Rare things are always sought after!!
18:hey listen she asked me
u r details...so i gave
her u r cell number.
so she will meet u soon....
her name is smile....
i think she came.
19:History Teacher : From where to
where did the mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.
20:There is always a "DRIVE SLOW"
board near boy's schools, but
not near girl's college.. Why?
.
.
.
.
COZ vehicles automatically go slow....
21:GIRL : I think the poorest
people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll
be the happiest couple
22:Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
23:Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven?
A:) Because they are afraid of
what they have created!
24:Hubby: Darling, years ago u had
a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do,
only difference is earlier
it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
25:A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse..
After much thinking, he finally writes
a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"
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