Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
woh cham cham karke chali aaye
woh cham cham karke chali gaye
mein sindoor leke khada tha
woh rakhi bandh ke chali gaye.
Aapko miss karna..
roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..
aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..
kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..
himmat ki baat hai.
ye jo haseeno k baal hotay hain,
larhko ko phsaney k jaal hotey hain,
najaney kitno k khoon piye honge inhoney,
tab hi to hont in k itney laal hotey hain
Bas nazron se dekh liya hota,
Agar tamanna thi darane ki.
Hum yunhi behosh ho gaye hote
kya zarurat thi muskurane ki...
Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho
Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho
Dil kehta hai le jaoon tumhain dinner per
Per suna hai tum khaati bohot ho!
Duniya se chupa kar, teri tasvir
bathroom mein laga rakhi hai,
tujhe milne aata rahun,
isliye julabh ki goliya kha rakhi hai.
Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
pur yaad tumhari aati hai,
tum saans vaha lete ho,
badboo yeha aati hai.
Jitne CHANNEL TV Ke
Utne NAKHRE BV Ke
TV Chale REMOTE Se
BV Chale NOTE Se
CHEDA Agar TV Ko TV Hua KHARAB
Jo CHEDA BV Ko,
"BEGHAR" Hue JANAB"
zindgi apni masti me jiya kar,
ishq bahut buri cheez hai na kiya kar,
tu apna pura dhyaan career pe mod de,
ishq or apni sari girlfriend mere liye chood de...
Suraj se achha Taara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humara dusra koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniya me dhund lo,
Mere jaisa Pyaraa,
aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa koi nahi.
Baith kar unki julfon k saye me,
swarg jaisa anand aaya,
kambakhat uske baap ne dekh liya, shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya
tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge.
Tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge.
Bell bajayenge aur bhag jayenge.
Macchar jo kaate apko toh mat hona hairaan.
wah wah wah!
Macchar jo kaate apko toh mat hona hairaan,
Anjaane mey hee sahi,
Aap kar rahe hai Rakth Daan.
Wah Wah
Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona, hum roz manayenge,
Teri dosti ka sila hum is tara nibhayenge,
shadi ho teri aur dulhan hum le jayenge!!
Positive Thinking for Guys:
Ladkiyan hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi
Ladkiyan hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi
Badnaseeb hai woh ladkiyan jinke naseeb mey hum nahi..!!
Hum bhi smart
Aap bhi smart
Hum bhi gud looking
Aap bhi gud looking
Bus 1 chota sa fark hain
Hum dil se saaf
Aur...?
Aap DIMAAG se!
Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning
Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise
'0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS'
Kitaben Khuli Ho Ya Ho Bandh
Padhaai Last Night Hee Hoti Hain
Kaise Kahun Main-O-Yaara Ye
Engineering Aise Hee Hoti Hain!
Koi cheez bewafai se badkar kya hogi,
Gam-e-imtihan judaai se badkar kya hogi,
Kisiko deni ho jawani mein saza..
toh padhaai se badkar sazaa kya hogi!
Chamkte chand ko neend aane lagi
Apki khushi se duniya jagmagane lagi
Dekhke apko har kali gungunane lagi
Ab to fekhte-fekhte mujhe bhi neend aane lagi!